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Anonymous said: Lol I like the sarcastic answers

Thank you ✊

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Anonymous said: I mean in the bed silly

Supine. Or I’ll just do the boom box pose with my pillow and knock out.

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catlover839:

archgayngel:

captain-irrayditation:

irrhythmic:

captchaloginbreadcrumbs:

[INTERNAL SCREAMING]

this is not ok

telling time just got 300% more confusing

aesthetically interesting, cognitively nightmarish

Teacher: What’s the time?

Me: *Mental breakdown*

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fuck-me-till-the-end:

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allenkuuuuu:

Rob’s S1000RR by Andrew “Shutter” on Flickr.
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Anonymous said: What's your favorite position?

Linebacker

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Anonymous said: Yummmmy I want a foot long from you ;)

Lmao you’re a clown anon

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Anonymous said: Really? What did you have? I got better.

I gots me some subwayz 😁

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reblog if you dont have a bra on

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